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    3 months ago

    i-am-sher-l0cked:

katietw:

staying-alive-is-so-boring:

heterophobicbitch:

littleclaudy:

sonic-umbrella:

dontgigglesherlock:

immafuckinunicorn:

Jim Moriarty asked me to send a text…..with an umbrella.
da fuq

Jim Moriarty makes you dance to the Theiving magpie with a bomb strapped to them.
I can’t say I’m that surprised he would do that.

Greg Lestrade makes you beg for mercy twice with an umbrella.
That’s quite alright with me.

 Well… Irene Adler brings lunch for you in his pockets while playing the violin.
It would seem Sherlock and Irene have become a single entity. I am not complaining. At all.

John Watson brings lunch for you in his pocket while playing the violin … that’s weird

Greg Lestrade makes you dance to the thieving magpie while playing the violin.

Irene Adler hides your nicotine patches because she isn’t your housekeeper…

Jim Moriarty takes you to Brighton with lust in their eyes
yes, good

jim moriarty sends you a naughty text because they want to burn you. well. er, okay.

    i-am-sher-l0cked:

    katietw:

    staying-alive-is-so-boring:

    heterophobicbitch:

    littleclaudy:

    sonic-umbrella:

    dontgigglesherlock:

    immafuckinunicorn:

    Jim Moriarty asked me to send a text…..with an umbrella.

    da fuq

    Jim Moriarty makes you dance to the Theiving magpie with a bomb strapped to them.

    I can’t say I’m that surprised he would do that.

    Greg Lestrade makes you beg for mercy twice with an umbrella.

    That’s quite alright with me.

     Well… Irene Adler brings lunch for you in his pockets while playing the violin.

    It would seem Sherlock and Irene have become a single entity. I am not complaining. At all.

    John Watson brings lunch for you in his pocket while playing the violin … that’s weird

    Greg Lestrade makes you dance to the thieving magpie while playing the violin.

    Irene Adler hides your nicotine patches because she isn’t your housekeeper…

    Jim Moriarty takes you to Brighton with lust in their eyes

    yes, good

    jim moriarty sends you a naughty text because they want to burn you. well. er, okay.

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    1. simounologue reblogged this from licketyysplit and added:
      John Watson brings lunch for you in his pockets with an umbrella. … that’s sweet of you, jawn
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      Jim Moriarty deduces your life story with a bomb strapped to them. Somehow this does not seem out of the realms of...
    3. girlstillawake reblogged this from pornlock and added:
      Sherlock Holmes makes me dances to the thieving magpie because it’s not his division. MAKES NO SENSE, but he could make...
    4. vinvella reblogged this from 221b-viathevoid and added:
      Sherlock Holmes runs an experiment on...because they are sherlocked. If only I had been...
    5. 221b-viathevoid reblogged this from babydrugmetohell and added:
      write a blog with them while holding holding you at gun point. :D
    6. lorelei-has-adam-mentia reblogged this from curlyboff and added:
      Greg Lestrade…takes me to Brighton…with lust in his eyes. Wat.
    7. babydrugmetohell reblogged this from moonlightandcrimes and added:
      Steven Moffat brings lunch for you in his pockets because its not there division. Isn’t it supposed to be their?
    8. moonlightandcrimes reblogged this from curlyboff and added:
      Irene Adler takes me to Brighton with a bomb strapped to her.
    9. curlyboff reblogged this from immafuckinunicorn and added:
      Anderson filed a report on...bomb strapped to him.
    10. saltwatershells reblogged this from i-believe-in-johnlock and added:
      Greg Lestrade brings you a cabbie while holding you at gun point. Damn.
    11. no-valhalla reblogged this from signedwithanecks and added:
      John Watson plants a bomb in your room because it’s not his division. Why John why?
    12. deerstalkers-and-deductions reblogged this from deathbykinderegg
    13. deathbykinderegg reblogged this from wrathofprawn
    14. wrathofprawn reblogged this from kittea-cat and added:
      Green shirt, 21, 5:
    15. awesomecrud reblogged this from badwolfwench
    16. epicfailmeiku reblogged this from d-is-deducing and added:
      Sherlock Holmes, while holding me at gun point, makes me beg for mercy. Twice.
    17. swimmingmice reblogged this from maryshiny and added:
      Molly Hooper makes you stand in the rain because they want to burn you (wtf molly, i thought you were nice)
    18. izzy-obwan reblogged this from wouldyoucareforsomemoriartea
    19. neonvelocity reblogged this from lol-macro
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    21. evolutionsdarling reblogged this from eatingsoap and added:
      Jim Moriarty and Sherlock Holmes plant a bomb in my room because they are not my housekeepers. …Time to relocate
    22. roguesouthernbelle reblogged this from theothermadi and added:
      Jim Moriarty asks you on a date with a smile on his face. screeching.
    23. islashthee reblogged this from iamthorodinson and added:
      Anderson deduces my life story while holding me at gun point… Sexy! :P
    24. licketyysplit reblogged this from eatingsoap and added:
      Mycroft Holmes asks you to send a text while playing the violin. Challenge accepted.
    25. coffeeforling reblogged this from eatingsoap and added:
      Jim Moriarty asks you on a date with a smile on their face. what, wait
    26. ohwhatwillthesignalbe reblogged this from mermaiddaydreamer and added:
      Sherlock Holmes spray paints a smilie on your wall with lust in their eyes.
    27. ofquartzandwrath reblogged this from eatingsoap and added:
      Jim Moriarty brings lunch for you in his pockets with a smile on his face. …Am I fine with this? Yes I am.
    28. mermaiddaydreamer reblogged this from iamthorodinson and added:
      Anderson with lust in their eyes hides your nicotine patches.
    29. eatingsoap reblogged this from iamthorodinson and added:
      Jim Moriarty stole my cardigan with an umbrella. …I am fine with this.
    30. thetruththatyoucravesubjugation reblogged this from shrapnel-heart and added:
      Moriarty gives me a murder case with lust in his eyes. …Crying.
    31. iamthorodinson reblogged this from shrapnel-heart and added:
      Irene Adler brings a tray of tea with a crop in her hand… … 8}
    32. shrapnel-heart reblogged this from theothermadi and added:
      Sherlock stole my cardigan with a bomb strapped to him. …oh.
    33. thescienceofrebellion reblogged this from lol-macro and added:
      Jim Moriarty sent me a sealed letter while playing the violin. Hm.
    34. lol-macro reblogged this from immafuckinunicorn
    35. princess-of-the-dark-enigma reblogged this from irridescentsong and added:
      Sherlock Holmes brings me a tray of tea because he’s not my housekeeper? That’s kind of nice. I so enjoy my tea, and if...
    36. keeping-eridan-forever reblogged this from sarsaparillasunset and added:
      well I’m not wearing a shirt so OTHER Steven Moffat plants a bomb in your bedroom because he is Sherlocked. um-
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      Irene Adler cuddles me close to her because she’s not my housekeeper. Seems a very un-Irene thing to do, but I’m not...
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    39. scottyboypilgrim reblogged this from masterfromcatering and added:
      Donovan kidnaps my girlfriend with lust in their eyes. JOKE’S ON YOU CUZ I’M SINGLE BITCH!
    40. lunastellaris reblogged this from laustrade and added:
      Greg Lestrade kidnaps your boyfriend/girlfriend with a crop in their hands. Oh. Oh my. GREG ANY S/O THAT I HAVE IS NOT...
    41. hawklet reblogged this from masterfromcatering and added:
      Jim Moriarty plants a bomb in your bedroom while holding you at gunpoint. Well I’m just pretty much screwed, aren’t I?
    42. masterfromcatering reblogged this from laustrade and added:
      Lestrade and Mycroft send me a sealed letter because it’s not their division. (oh god Lauren Mycroft and Greg are...
    43. lil-miss-banana reblogged this from laustrade and added:
      Well my jacket is blue while my shirt is red… But anyways: Greg Lestrade (or Irene Adler) asks you to send a text...
    44. castielpoops reblogged this from laustrade and added:
      Sherlock Holmes plants a bomb in your bedroom with a smile on his face. What exactly did I do wrong? O_O
    45. laustrade reblogged this from themachineprophet and added:
      Greg Lestrade runs an experiment on you with a smile on their face D: THIS IS NOT MY DIVISION, GREG.
    46. coldsnowgirl reblogged this from sunshineinthetardis and added:
      Greg Lestrade makes you write a blog with them because its not there division.
    47. wempula reblogged this from morphine300mg and added:
      Jim Moriarty brings lunch for you in his pockets while playing the violin.